My mind palace


averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise


parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE


hell-and-infinity:

Real dialogue. I shit you not.


glass-foals:

queenof-the-hell:

image

I love these lil fuckers


"LOOK AT THE CAT"
— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)


softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep


"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

» favourite a very potter senior year scenes




one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*


  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.