My mind palace

"If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas."
— Stoya (via cuddle—-buddy)


summoner-kye:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

YES IT IS BACK!





And they decided that, together… they would embark on the most dangerous mission of all time. They decided to marry.


kardashianjpeg:

Best gay joke ever


  • An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
  • Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.

isimonito:

theannieplanet:

cutting-will-always-be-my-life:

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend or when you say you want to hang out or when you say you miss me

It’s sad some people think like this I want to give them a hug


outstanding-mediocrity:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.


backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?


d4mons-nipples:

miss-gwenstacy:

why would you actually think it was okay to post this
BECAUSE IT’S NOT

stOP

d4mons-nipples:

miss-gwenstacy:

why would you actually think it was okay to post this

BECAUSE IT’S NOT

stOP



glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful